Note: These lyrics are written as I hear them, and are incomplete. If you have any suggestions or alterations, please send them to me at phil@curve.demon.co.uk

Everybody knows a woman like me,
Insecurity is my philosophy,
I see other women,
As the competition.

I'm always nice to men and so they're nice to me,
But other girls always seem to be bitchin' about me,
I say they must be jealous,
I say that it's because their boyfriends all fancy me.

Close my eyes, and fantasise,
Although love........
So much fun,
To be number one,
It's been like sisters to me.

(recorder solo :)

I just can't relate to somebody,
Unless I use my sexuality,
Normal conversation always leaves me insecure,
Men are so much more approachable,
Clever kind and intellectual,
And I never feel uncomfortable in their company.

Male appreciation,
Is my one ambition,
It's a competition I must win,
When I talk to girls it's just oneupmanship because,
I don't want their friendship,
Just their jealousy.

(Author: M. Berenyi)